that1girlsierra:

carlathezombie:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

See! Michael agrees with me! 

Ahahah. Love This.

(Source: antiquers)

So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)


sofapizza:

i’ve had birthday cake the past 2 weekends. awww yiss

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