ka‘imi
Hawaii once had a rat problem. Then, somebody hit upon a brilliant solution. Import mongooses from India. Mongooses would kill the rats. It worked. Mongooses did kill the rats. Mongooses also killed chickens, young pigs, birds, cats, dogs, and small children. There have been reports of mongooses attacking motorbikes, power lawn mowers, golf carts, and James Michener. In Hawaii now, there are as many mongooses as there once were rats. Hawaii had traded its rat problem for a mongoose problem. Hawaii was determined nothing like that would ever happen again…Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.
Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker (1980)
realitytvgifs:

going back to work after labor day weekend

realitytvgifs:

going back to work after labor day weekend

fivegum:

I love myself

fivegum:

I love myself

Siri…… cancel my three o’clock and access sexy_boob.exe

soufflesandbowties:

soufflesandbowties:

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

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ARE YOU

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

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i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

psych2go:

Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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thisismoko:

From London to @gogophilipmilan

thisismoko:

From London to @gogophilipmilan

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?